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Feb 12

Funny Marriage Quotations

Here are a few funny marriage quotations to make you smile today! Remember to comment and share your own funny marriage quotations or give us a real-life quote from your own marriage today!

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. – Anthony Burgess, 20th-century writer

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – G.K. Chesterton, 19th/20th-century writer

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. – Cass Daley, 20th-century actress

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. –Benjamin Franklin, 18th-century writer and inventor

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it. –Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th U.S. president

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